read my mind.

"I've spent all my fun chips and now
I've parked my drinking boots in the closet.
There wasn't any real specific bottom to it.
I was just ready to graduate from adolescence
and try my hand at being an adult."
-Jason Bateman

wtf.

rip.
george fucking carlin?

mcdonalds ftw?

wait, so the movie wasnt real?

bbc/icecream.

p is still doing it.

no pics from the party yet.


edit: got some

"this is the stuff legends are made of..."

1/4 of your favorite artist's
favorite band.
hbd sir paul.

sidenote:
kanye's cameo in the love guru is so unexpected.

wth.

is your brain gay?

can they live?

just let them be.

fathers day?

almost everything he says is true.

these bitches are crazy.

are yall serious?

only mildly retarded.

"I am a father & I know best.
If there's any question,
just ask me."

its friday :)

so heres some ass.

copycats.

esquire always has such
fabulous ideas.

i love this bitch.

if (and or when) i grow up,
i want to be
just like angie.

14 years ago.

the juice was loose.

i neeeeeeeeed.

for my born day next month.

mariah, shes on fire.

whats wrong with her belly?

yum.

i really dont care who wins.

i know youre ready to start your summer hobe.

the present is a gift.

2 days ago, i randomly decided to change.
change my bad habits.
change the way i viewed things.
change me.

the past year & a half is one big drunken blur,
with smoky haziness surrounding it all.

i havent smoked since tuesday & that is a huge accomplishment.
i havent had a drink of alcohol since monday.
i havent felt this alive in a while.

im extremely reflective; my mind just wont stop.

im seeing everything clearly.
its making me happy :)

i never thought id feel like this again,
but im in love.

money over broads, you got it...

"no regrets"?

4094 killed.
29978 wounded.

tell us how you really feel, asshole.

wtf.

wtf.

$13 well spent.

my lazy ass does no justice to their album artwork.

i bought it.
you should too.

everybody wants to be a nigger?

these motherfuckers will criticize anything.
being bi-racial is a bad thing now?




whatever though.

funny ass white man.

had he actually run, i would have voted for him.

read this.
watch this.

no mas.

thanks to
this,

ill no longer need to buy these in bulk.

one year older.

1963.

1981.

happy birthday you sexy motherfuckers.

fuckyouuuuuuuuuuuuu.

fuck you bill gates.
steve jobs ftw.

i had typed a hilariously long entry about my drug addicted coworker.
then for absolutely no reason, my fucking computer restarted.

i wish these bastards werent so cheap.
i should protest until they invest in macs.

qt.

"Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie.
But it's a Tarantino movie.
You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down."


the brain of a mad man.
a face only a mother could love.

hes hilarious.

damn x2.

:eek


i storm in, she storm out.
its like the "War of the Roses" goin on in my house
its a little separation but I know how to fix the situation;
mami just suffering from love deprivation.
so i gotta give her thug reparations.
put it in the life until love leg is shaking,
slow and passionate, til we forget what happens.
then we laughing and we back friends...

damn.

female bombers.
scary bitches.

kennedy.

oh bobby.

rip.
40 years ago.
shot on the 5th, died on the 6th.

"Some men see things as they are and say 'Why?'
I dream things that never were and say,
'Why not?'"

lips & boobs.

am i the only one anticipating this movie?
angelina.
with a gun.
:evil

bullshit.

& theyre trying to say we're NOT in a recession.

too much airbrushing ftl.

what is:what was:

& my personal favorite.
:hat

damn you hbo.

wtf has namond been eating?
the wire needs to come back.
soon.
stolen from travis.

girl "porn".

buy me this.
me love you long time.

wowzers.

i forgot all about this hilarity.

Expected to fetch a mere $4 million at Sotheby's yesterday, artist Takashi Murakami's scupture of an anime youth masturbating to full and spectacular completion beat the odds and sold for $15 million. The buyer bid telephonically to maintain an understandable anonymity. (Gawker)

the feeling is fleeting...

survive the droughts, i wish you well.
how sick am i?
i wish you health.
i wish you wheels, i wish you wealth.
i wish you insight so you could see for yourself.

what a way to wake up.

dont follow my route.
go buy this.
(well not today, but next tuesday.)
the album is better than i expected.
better than the snippets.
better than they said it was.

love bomb ftw.

oh really now?

this explains a lot about me.

gross.

2 girls 1 cup birthday cake.
yum.

drunk white girls ftw.

oh lily.

theyre in my brain.

"When I look at society, all I see is a bunch of
frustrated shadow people who have surrounded themselves
with rules to insulate them from life.
What passes for real is the most blatant kind of fabrication.
I don’t want to live a complacent life."

-Ruth Reichl

"I was in North Carolina and I was working in a kitchen.
It really truly did suck the soul out of me. I was angry.
I was a grill person and it angered me.
Every moment I was in there I felt I was defacing my destiny or something.
Like I was disrupting the time-space continuum
by being in that kitchen because I was so out of place.
I wasn’t doing anything with my hands that I wanted to be doing.
I would have anxiety so bad about it."

-Bon Iver

word to unwritten.

when i think about perfect times
i think about yesterday.
you can ask me about the future
i dont know what to say...

my blackberry is my best friend.

got bored.
i likes.

edit:
i got bored again.