read my mind.

"I've spent all my fun chips and now
I've parked my drinking boots in the closet.
There wasn't any real specific bottom to it.
I was just ready to graduate from adolescence
and try my hand at being an adult."
-Jason Bateman

wtf.

rip.
george fucking carlin?

mcdonalds ftw?

wait, so the movie wasnt real?

bbc/icecream.

p is still doing it.

no pics from the party yet.


edit: got some

"this is the stuff legends are made of..."

1/4 of your favorite artist's
favorite band.
hbd sir paul.

sidenote:
kanye's cameo in the love guru is so unexpected.

wth.

is your brain gay?

can they live?

just let them be.

fathers day?

almost everything he says is true.

these bitches are crazy.

are yall serious?

only mildly retarded.

"I am a father & I know best.
If there's any question,
just ask me."