erin is excited.

really soon:
soon enough:

coming soon:

more boobs. but these have freckles. yum.

via my favorite cubanito:

"It was only a matter of time before another celebrity sex tape was leaked. What took so long???

Lindsay Lohan may now be joining the ranks of Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson!

A video still has leaked on the internet of what is purported to be La Lohan performing a sexual act on her former boyfriend, Calum Best, who was was spotted hanging out with her most of last summer.

The Sun is claiming that Calum supposedly sent the video to close friends and it somehow made it's way online.

Lindsay is said to be freaking out since she doesn't even recall it being filmed. She was probably too fucked up!

Neither Lohan nor Calum have confirmed or denied the rumors.

We hope it's true!!!!"

even though her nekkid pics from nymag
werent even fappable, id be down to watch this.
im sure you would too.

typed with a straight face.

being completely serious for the first time in a while, rip.
this woman,
chantal sebire
died yesterday after 8 grueling years of living with a horrifying, disfiguring cancer.
theres always been a stigma attached to assisted suicides, but when it comes down to it,
why would you make someone keep living like this?
once again, rip ms. sebire.

sans souci.

funny tits.

i honestly have no idea why, but i just spent the past 10 minutes gazing at these breatseseses.
theyre like creepy, but oddly funny.
or maybe im just goofy...

either way, i like them :)
a lot.

relax & take notes, while i take tokes of this marijuana smoke...

sorry to disappoint, but this blog wont be about the coolest hypebeast clothing of the season. it isnt about me dancing around in my undies, making lame videos on youtube. i dont care what shitty jordans tinker is putting in the next pack. i told you im random & today, id like to shop for furniture :)
now if i wasnt so indecisive with expensive tastes, then i wouldnt have anything to drool over:

latest obessions via pb:

coffee tables:

OR

console tables:

OR

& i could hide so much shit in here (ie scales, pounds, porn, vibrators, little people, my cock). i think this would be an extremely smart investment.

edit: i hate when my text gets all screwy & wont fix itself. it makes me look like im fucking retarded. i blame this on the fact that i am at work on a world class dell.

edit #2: i forgot what i was about to say.

edit #3: hehe. i remembered. when i have the patience to sit down for more than 5 minutes, ill make this pretty. with no ps here at work, i cant really do much. i mean mspaint is a web designers dream, but theres a certain number of clicks that annoy me & paint has too many of them.

hello new world.

my life revolves around music & art & fine cuisine.
im awkwardly random.
im one of those happy people :)
this will probably be updated like thrice before i move on to something more exciting.