my low end theory

read my mind.

2008-06-24T09:30:00.002-04:00

"I've spent all my fun chips and now
I've parked my drinking boots in the closet.
There wasn't any real specific bottom to it.
I was just ready to graduate from adolescence
and try my hand at being an adult."
-Jason Bateman

wtf.

2008-06-23T08:05:00.000-04:00

rip.
george fucking carlin?

mcdonalds ftw?

2008-06-20T10:18:00.002-04:00

wait, so the movie wasnt real?

bbc/icecream.

2008-06-19T13:15:00.002-04:00

p is still doing it.

no pics from the party yet.

edit: got some

"this is the stuff legends are made of..."

2008-06-18T11:21:00.003-04:00

1/4 of your favorite artist's
favorite band.
hbd sir paul.

sidenote:
kanye's cameo in the love guru is so unexpected.

wth.

2008-06-18T10:39:00.002-04:00

is your brain gay?

can they live?

2008-06-17T14:21:00.000-04:00

just let them be.

fathers day?

2008-06-17T10:09:00.000-04:00

almost everything he says is true.

these bitches are crazy.

2008-06-17T10:04:00.003-04:00

are yall serious?

only mildly retarded.

2008-06-13T14:35:00.001-04:00

"I am a father & I know best.
If there's any question,
just ask me."

its friday :)

2008-06-13T13:01:00.002-04:00

so heres some ass.

copycats.

2008-06-13T08:35:00.002-04:00

esquire always has such
fabulous ideas.

i love this bitch.

2008-06-12T15:08:00.001-04:00

if (and or when) i grow up,
i want to be
just like angie.

14 years ago.

2008-06-12T14:07:00.001-04:00

the juice was loose.

i neeeeeeeeed.

2008-06-12T12:48:00.001-04:00

for my born day next month.

mariah, shes on fire.

2008-06-12T11:12:00.001-04:00

whats wrong with her belly?

yum.

2008-06-12T11:05:00.000-04:00

i really dont care who wins.

2008-06-12T10:59:00.002-04:00

i know youre ready to start your summer hobe.

the present is a gift.

2008-06-12T10:11:00.002-04:00

2 days ago, i randomly decided to change.
change my bad habits.
change the way i viewed things.
change me.

the past year & a half is one big drunken blur,
with smoky haziness surrounding it all.

i havent smoked since tuesday & that is a huge accomplishment.
i havent had a drink of alcohol since monday.
i havent felt this alive in a while.

im extremely reflective; my mind just wont stop.

im seeing everything clearly.
its making me happy :)

i never thought id feel like this again,
but im in love.

money over broads, you got it...

2008-06-11T08:14:00.003-04:00

"no regrets"?

4094 killed.
29978 wounded.

tell us how you really feel, asshole.

wtf.

2008-06-11T08:12:00.000-04:00

wtf.

$13 well spent.

2008-06-10T15:00:00.003-04:00

my lazy ass does no justice to their album artwork.

i bought it.
you should too.

everybody wants to be a nigger?

2008-06-10T09:31:00.002-04:00

these motherfuckers will criticize anything.
being bi-racial is a bad thing now?

whatever though.

funny ass white man.

2008-06-10T09:03:00.003-04:00

had he actually run, i would have voted for him.

read this.
watch this.

no mas.

2008-06-10T08:24:00.001-04:00

thanks to
this,

ill no longer need to buy these in bulk.

one year older.

2008-06-09T14:43:00.002-04:00

1963.

1981.

happy birthday you sexy motherfuckers.

fuckyouuuuuuuuuuuuu.

2008-06-09T12:17:00.002-04:00

fuck you bill gates.
steve jobs ftw.

i had typed a hilariously long entry about my drug addicted coworker.
then for absolutely no reason, my fucking computer restarted.

i wish these bastards werent so cheap.
i should protest until they invest in macs.

qt.

2008-06-09T09:52:00.003-04:00

"Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie.
But it's a Tarantino movie.
You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down."

the brain of a mad man.
a face only a mother could love.

hes hilarious.

damn x2.

2008-06-06T14:03:00.002-04:00

:eek

i storm in, she storm out.
its like the "War of the Roses" goin on in my house
its a little separation but I know how to fix the situation;
mami just suffering from love deprivation.
so i gotta give her thug reparations.
put it in the life until love leg is shaking,
slow and passionate, til we forget what happens.
then we laughing and we back friends...

damn.

2008-06-06T13:51:00.001-04:00

female bombers.
scary bitches.

kennedy.

2008-06-06T12:03:00.003-04:00

oh bobby.

rip.
40 years ago.
shot on the 5th, died on the 6th.

"Some men see things as they are and say 'Why?'
I dream things that never were and say,
'Why not?'"

lips & boobs.

2008-06-06T11:56:00.003-04:00

am i the only one anticipating this movie?
angelina.
with a gun.
:evil

bullshit.

2008-06-06T10:38:00.000-04:00

& theyre trying to say we're NOT in a recession.

too much airbrushing ftl.

2008-06-05T17:51:00.002-04:00

what is:what was:

& my personal favorite.
:hat

damn you hbo.

2008-06-05T14:01:00.001-04:00

wtf has namond been eating?
the wire needs to come back.
soon.
stolen from travis.

girl "porn".

2008-06-05T09:09:00.001-04:00

buy me this.
me love you long time.

wowzers.

2008-06-05T08:59:00.003-04:00

i forgot all about this hilarity.

Expected to fetch a mere $4 million at Sotheby's yesterday, artist Takashi Murakami's scupture of an anime youth masturbating to full and spectacular completion beat the odds and sold for $15 million. The buyer bid telephonically to maintain an understandable anonymity. (Gawker)

the feeling is fleeting...

2008-06-05T08:29:00.003-04:00

survive the droughts, i wish you well.
how sick am i?
i wish you health.
i wish you wheels, i wish you wealth.
i wish you insight so you could see for yourself.

what a way to wake up.

2008-06-05T08:15:00.002-04:00

dont follow my route.
go buy this.
(well not today, but next tuesday.)
the album is better than i expected.
better than the snippets.
better than they said it was.

love bomb ftw.

oh really now?

2008-06-04T14:11:00.001-04:00

this explains a lot about me.

gross.

2008-06-04T11:44:00.000-04:00

2 girls 1 cup birthday cake.
yum.

drunk white girls ftw.

2008-06-04T11:28:00.001-04:00

oh lily.

theyre in my brain.

2008-06-03T08:44:00.002-04:00

"When I look at society, all I see is a bunch of
frustrated shadow people who have surrounded themselves
with rules to insulate them from life.
What passes for real is the most blatant kind of fabrication.
I don’t want to live a complacent life."

-Ruth Reichl

"I was in North Carolina and I was working in a kitchen.
It really truly did suck the soul out of me. I was angry.
I was a grill person and it angered me.
Every moment I was in there I felt I was defacing my destiny or something.
Like I was disrupting the time-space continuum
by being in that kitchen because I was so out of place.
I wasn’t doing anything with my hands that I wanted to be doing.
I would have anxiety so bad about it."

-Bon Iver

word to unwritten.

2008-06-02T19:56:00.003-04:00

when i think about perfect times
i think about yesterday.
you can ask me about the future
i dont know what to say...

my blackberry is my best friend.

2008-06-02T11:17:00.003-04:00

got bored.
i likes.

edit:
i got bored again.

my girls.

2008-06-02T08:42:00.007-04:00

everyone that knows me knows there are a number of
television shows that i treasure slightly more than marijuana.

[for the record:
friends.
fresh prince of bel-air.
martin
the cosby show.
the simpsons.]

and then came sex & the city.
i watched this in middle school.
i watched it in high school.
i watch the reruns now.
i was 17 when they ended the series & almost
every sunday (night at 9p), i wonder why they would do
such a cruel thing to me.
everyone has their opinions of the show but fact is,
there hasnt been a female ensemble of this magnitude.
EVER!
these 4 women singlehandedly changed a generation.
(seriously, watch seasons 1 - 6 & tell me it didnt.)

well i saw the movie saturday.
i didnt know what to expect.
but the ladies definitely outdid themselves.
the fashions, the monologue, the locations.
:eek :eek :eek!
big pissed me off as usual though.
(they have the same sentiments as i.)
whatever.
go see it.

fashions fade, style is eternal.

2008-06-02T08:24:00.003-04:00

“We must never confuse elegance with snobbery.”

rip.

losing faith.

2008-06-02T08:18:00.000-04:00

my generation is disgusting.

my boys.

2008-05-30T12:40:00.002-04:00

more. excitement.
SEPTEMBER.

word to 3000.

2008-05-29T16:08:00.001-04:00

youre lolly gaggin, youre slow pokin,
you got me open,
youre playin wit me, darlin im not a toy...

smokingisfun.

2008-05-27T20:05:00.003-04:00

lifetime.

2008-05-27T10:31:00.001-04:00

on repeat.

god damn genius.

2008-05-21T08:25:00.000-04:00

this is exactly why id rather have
animals instead of children.

this is for francis.

2008-05-20T08:51:00.001-04:00

after all that lobbying,
this N finally succumbed to changing his album title.
im actually surprised.
and quite disappointed.

damn i love this man.

2008-05-19T14:32:00.002-04:00

cant wait til this arrives in my mailbox.

wwd talks marc.

what is it?

2008-05-19T09:39:00.001-04:00

somethings missing
and i dont know how to fix it.
somethings missing
and i dont know what it is.
no i dont know what it is.
somethings different
and I dont know what it is.
no I dont know what it is.

friends
(check)
money
(check)
a well slept opposite sex
guitar
(check)
microphone
(check)
messages waiting on me when
i come home...

how come everything i think i need always comes with batteries?

graduating.

2008-05-16T14:42:00.002-04:00

my brother is graduating in 24 hours.
we will be popping bottles in 24 hours.
i will be very intoxicated in 24 hours.

& i got some sour diesel :)

zexy.

2008-05-14T11:41:00.000-04:00

another time i wished i lived overseas.

sexy.

2008-05-13T15:20:00.001-04:00

even stevens ftw.
hes growing up nicely.
very nicely.
yes beast.
article.

lunchtime.

2008-05-13T13:04:00.002-04:00

ill be back in an hour.
its kind of sad that im being serious right now.

you just got knocked the fuck out.

2008-05-12T15:00:00.001-04:00

yeah.
we've heard about suge getting knocked out.
but the pictures are even more hilarious.

oh really now?

2008-05-12T14:28:00.002-04:00

i cant ever park straight.
my tint is peeling off my drivers window.
i havent had a car wash since october.

my friends are gay.
i dont mean like "funny" or anything.
i mean homosexuals.
like the parts that they have, they like them.
a lot.

i havent smoked in 2 days & i feel like tyrone biggums.

i dont do anything at work all day.
i mean nothing.
and i hate my co-workers.
granted theres only 2 of them, but i wish they would disappear.
not die, just get out of my face.

my current blackberry (8830) is the most
poorly designed one in recent years.
the curve is out (finally) for sprint but i dont want to part
with this piece of shit.

i wish babies skipped the ages of 2 - 18.
like youre born, then youre an adult.
kids make me sick.

when people with gaps smile, i find it extremely
hard to contain my laughter.

im such a fucking jerk.

you know i keep that white girl.

2008-05-12T14:05:00.002-04:00

because she wears the same americanapparel
leggings everyday, she is now "designing" a line of her own.
the picture is from her line & theyre less than flattering.
kneepads on tights?
i guess shes still on her knees a lot...

one question?

2008-05-12T14:04:00.003-04:00

why are his sideburns still non-existent?
whatever.
i still love him.
so read this.

cravings.

2008-05-12T11:46:00.003-04:00

i want some nutella cake.
the bakery i love doesnt make it anymore.
:(
if i get bored enough ill make one tonight.

teets.

2008-05-12T11:36:00.001-04:00

just click me.

apparently the apocalypse is near.

2008-05-12T08:14:00.001-04:00

earthquakes.

tornadoes.

mr. farina being arrested.

the world coming to an end ftl.

i dont like talking to people.

2008-05-09T10:28:00.001-04:00

my minutes used to texts ratio is retarded.
im ridiculous.

flashing...lights.

2008-05-09T09:13:00.002-04:00

so who's trying to go around the world with me?
its time to leave the country & see the other fun shit.
thecoolhunter.net finds cool shit from all over the globe.
i find cool shit wherever i go.
maybe i should apply for a job there.
whatever.
i want to go to these bars & clubs.
like every single one.

new car time.

2008-05-09T08:58:00.002-04:00

would i look like an old lady if i bought this?
its sexy.
i want.
well not this exact one (because the one im eying is beige).
hmm.

helter skelter, bitches.

2008-05-09T08:31:00.003-04:00

yeah, charlie was a wild one.
im saying, dude drove around in a school bus.
apparently, there are more bodies than they initially though.
he cant be charged with murder, so i dont really see the point.
people in california must be really bored.
but with all that bud out there, maybe they just have stupid ideas.
like mine.
nevertheless, peep the article.

thanks bush.

2008-05-09T08:26:00.002-04:00

our economy being in a recession ftmfw.

spring 2008?

2008-05-08T14:15:00.000-04:00

oh no.
via gq.

just a thought.

2008-05-08T13:57:00.003-04:00

i wish everyone had a blog.
like it should be mandatory.
sometimes im just so damn nosy.
but other times, im genuinely concerned.
but if everyone had a blog, then you couldnt really flake on someone.
so that would be a gift & a curse.

please dont make fun of me.
im zooted.

word to nas.

2008-05-08T11:01:00.001-04:00

heres the issue: a woman gotta be stunning;
get to a mans heart through his stomach.
you gotta be skilled in the culinary arts,
know a brother stay mad hungry when he spark.
hit the museum, maybe central park, you mentally smart
picture we in tiffany, you becoming my counterpart...

whats for lunch?

2008-05-07T10:59:00.008-04:00

highly unrealistic, but if i were to go to arbys right now, id definitely order:

can you tell how high i am?

word to amy winehouse.

2008-05-07T09:47:00.003-04:00

and although he is nothing in the scheme of my years,
it just serves to blugdeon my futile tears.
and im not used to this, i observe, i dont chase.
so now im stuck with consequences, thrust in my face
and the melodramas of my day deliver blows
that surpass your rejection it just goes to show
a simple attraction that reflects right back to me.
so im not as into you as i appear to be.

sidebar:

2008-05-06T16:10:00.001-04:00

note to anyone i know in real life:
just because i play with my tongue ring in front of you
doesnt mean i want you to feel it.
dont get your hopes up; its an involuntary movement.

fashion smashion.

2008-05-06T08:31:00.013-04:00

the costume institute annual gala.

last night.
at the met.zac & kate.

kk & vera.

kate & uncle karl.

the crazies.

posh & beck$.

mr tom ford. oh how i wish he was straight.

mama lopez.

georgie.

one of the best dressed, diane kruger.

anna.

my love.

pics via one of my links to the right:
nymagfashionblog.

lets get drunk.

2008-05-05T11:55:00.006-04:00

thanks mexico.

rather creepy.

2008-05-05T11:38:00.002-04:00

yes. deez is square watermelon.

hungry ass.

2008-05-05T11:33:00.001-04:00

add a glass of milk.

2008-05-05T11:25:00.000-04:00

words i live by.

2008-05-05T10:54:00.002-04:00

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are
constantly being either proven wrong or pleasantly surprised."
-George F. Will

"I've felt passion & lust for a woman.
But I've never been in love.
I'm emotionally bankrupt in that area."
-Terrance Howard

"We are the music makes & we are the dreamers of the dreams."
-Willy Wonka

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months
over analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together,
justifying what couldve, wouldve happened
or you can just leave the pieces on the floor
& just move the fuck on."
-Tupac Shakur

"Being a bitch does not mean you lose your femininity.
It also doesnt mean you overtly try to wear the pants in the house.
It just means you don't allow anyone to walk all over you."
-Random Bitch

"I vowed to never invest too much time into someone.
Its just a setup to the pain of losing them."
-Domino

valium & zoloft cocktail please.

2008-05-05T10:26:00.004-04:00

i use too many q tips.
i often speak before i think, subsequently ruining someones day.
my showers are 20 minutes long & i take 3 of them a day.
im too attached to my macbook & my blackberry.
i use ranch on everything, everything.
i have no regard for anyone elses feelings.
my inability to love is beginning to interfere with my life.
if i wouldnt have smoked this morning, i would be in a bad mood.
my fear of rejection is being reaffirmed.
as hard as im trying to be a good person, it seems like ill never be one.
i have a good heart but i do & say fucked up things.
my curiousity came to fruition sunday morning.
my adhd seems to be worsening, if thats even possible.
im ridiculously underpaid, so ive stopped even caring about this job.
it feels like something is missing from my life.
music often mimics my life too closely.
ive been thinking too much.
i really need a vacation.

continuum.

2008-05-05T08:32:00.001-04:00

when youre dreaming with a broken heart,
the waking up is the hardest part.
you roll out of bed and down on your knees
and for a moment you can hardly breath...

word to saturday night?

2008-05-05T08:26:00.006-04:00

said there were some girls that did attract her,

a new chapter she was after so i said lets
GO!
to a place that you wanna be,

uh get what you want from her and me uh
GO!

free love i wanna see uh, hot sex in the third degree uh
GO!

you gettin served while servin me uh,

dirty words encourage me to
Rock steady and sturdily on,
you turnin me no turnin back the further we
GO!

i<3flickr.

2008-05-02T15:33:00.002-04:00

flickr wont let me hotlink.
gayness.

i wish she was real.

true shit.

animal sex ftw.

baller.

next vacation?

most of the shit i look up is completely random & pointless.
i need a new job.

nyc "art".

2008-05-02T15:03:00.001-04:00

well, the millions of people are good for something.
too bad its trash.

coolness.

2008-05-02T14:52:00.001-04:00

couldnt find a bigger one.
my badz.

happybirthdaydavidbeckham.

2008-05-02T14:36:00.006-04:00

hbddb.
you are appreciated.
:hat

i only drink red.

2008-05-02T13:25:00.000-04:00

i also need this.
imagine my future wine parties.
buymenow.

oh pete.

2008-05-02T12:04:00.001-04:00

hes so dreamy.

sexy.

2008-05-02T10:28:00.000-04:00

i want.
badly.
buymeplease.

go speedracer, go.

2008-05-02T10:19:00.000-04:00

youll never beat me.
im too good at this.

listening to be.

2008-05-02T08:19:00.002-04:00

we had chemistry cause she was a cancer.
thought forever it would last for but forever moved faster so i had to
GO!

the lies, the greed, the weed, the sex.

if love is a place ima go again.
at least now i know to go within.
at times it can take you for a spin.
heartbreak hotel & youre home again.

her daddy was a hustler, so she love them...

good luck bitches.

2008-05-01T09:26:00.002-04:00

oryctolagus cuniculus oryctolagus cuniculus.
conejo conejo.
rabbit rabbit.

ive been doing this since 97.

i have emotions?

2008-04-30T10:36:00.003-04:00

all i really want :

new car &
new blackberry &
new scenery &
new furniture &
new people &
new boobs &
new outlook.

i need a vacation.

i also need to stop listening to certain songs on repeat.
it never turns out well.

bored.

2008-04-29T12:19:00.002-04:00

im bored at work.
if i posted the other pictures ive taken today, well lets just say id be embarrassed.

cooking crack.

2008-04-29T09:20:00.005-04:00

culinary school starts soon.
which means miami is coming soon.
which means i can begin to get nervous.

lately ive been noticing that a lot of chefs have cooking blogs.
ill probably start one too.

i want to bake today.
but which ones?

3 different recipes, 3 different looks.